Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Would you?

Originally uploaded by blogjimmy.

Share a bed with Nelson, Pedro's friend, if you could routinely being home any girl you choose from the bar? She may or may not get after it with you, based on her reaction to your bedmate, but you would always have a shot. Sometimes he wouldn't be there, increasing your chances. On the flip side, on the nights you choose not to go out, it's just you and him.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I could do this for say, 1 month, sure.

As it gets more towards 6 months, no.

3:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does Nelson spit or swallow?

4:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The question is certainly dependent on time. I'm not staying with Nelson for 2 years, but you could probably swing it for a little while. So, the question really comes down to this: How long do you think that thing has to live?

4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are forgetting one major issue concerning this topic - if you went back to the Dominican and lived with Nelson, he gets MAD chicks. You could bring him to the bar and have your pick with any of the broads. Also, you can attract REALLY classy ladies when you mention you have a midget at your disposal.

Nice job on jinxing the Pats last night after yesterday's article. Way to go. Really. The game sucked too. All I could think about during the second half was equating the game to a setlist. To me, the half was a Heavy Things>Swept Away>Steep,Caspian,GBOTT,Birds>Bug.

How many times did you beat the shit out of yourself today?

5:21 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Ah, very true. Kind of like the "Verne Troyer theory". That guy was on the verge of A-list celebrity after the Austin Powers movies, every picture of him was with a ridiculously hot groupie. However, there is no way I would ever be seen in public as a known associate of Nelson, nor would I ever attempt to pick up women in a third world nation like the D.R..

I think we're forgetting the power of being able to bring any girl home that we see in a bar, no questions asked. You could go into some really cool bar where people wear really nice coats in New York and while sweating profusely, ask the Olsen Twins to come back to your apartment and have them. They would probably get along really well with Nelson as I think about it.

Let's set a standard 12 month lease (he doesn't pay rent) for a time frame.

5:46 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

On another note, "Pats Year Round" is rescinded. I am switching allegiances to the Lightning Bolts. Sing it with me, TJ,
"San Dee-ay-go...SUPER CHARGERS"

5:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

first of all, how do i get a blogger account?

OK, after re-thinking the "6 months, not so much" comment, I have decided to go with the 12 month timeframe.

wait wait, the whole thing is weird. kinda like the contest on stern where you win $10K if a chick can stand being handcuffed to high pitch for a week or 4 days or something. starts out OK, then someone brings up, "even when he is pleasuring himself."

i hate the dead

5:59 PM  

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