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a) "Gene Simmons and Santa Claus share a tender moment"
b) "Ha Ha! There's no way that's bigger than a chapstick tube"
c) "I am a robot, unfazed by the possibility of oral sex. Additionally, even with my x-ray vision, I am still trying to steal a glimpse of your thong."
5 Comments:
hey! i am not gene simmons!! xo-me
Write in entry :
"Heres my chance.. quick think happy thoughts...clowns, rainbows, birthday cake- Mmmmm...
Breath, inhale, exhale.
Doh! too late.
Why do i suffer premature ejaculation?
God must hate me!
I am TOTALLY voting for C!!!!
you don't know. you've never been there.
Dude... "C" is mos definitely the best one. Stealing a glimpse of a thong, there are few activities throughout the day that I enjoy more than that.
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